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Brondell GoSpa GS-70 vs Happy Bottom Portable Bidet

Same mechanism, so the comparison is direct: both are squeeze bottles, and every difference below is a difference in execution rather than in kind. The table compares only what each manufacturer actually publishes. Blank cells are unpublished figures, not zeroes.

One of these two publishes very little. Most rows below will be blank on one side, which tells you about the manufacturer rather than about the product.

Brondell GoSpa GS-70 Squeeze bottle Happy Bottom Portable Bidet Squeeze bottle
Type and mechanism
Pressure technology ? Hand squeeze Hand squeeze
Water source Dedicated bottle Dedicated bottle
Delivery architecture ? Nozzle is part of the body Nozzle is part of the body
Handling
What you hold ? Whole bottle Whole bottle
Water flow Repeated squeeze Repeated squeeze
Pressure through the session ? Depends on hand strength Depends on hand strength
One-handed use Yes Yes
Hands-free use ? No, must be held Deduced from the mechanism, not checked on a unit. No, must be held Deduced from the mechanism, not checked on a unit.
Jet control
Reach mechanism ? Hinged / angled nozzle Angled spray head. Telescoping nozzle Extra-long angled nozzle that telescopes.
Hose length No No
Hose stows inside ? No No
Jet direction Mostly upward Mostly upward
Jet shape Fixed single pattern Fixed multi-hole Shower-head style spray.
Spray pattern adjustable No No
Nozzle holes Not published Not published
Spray modes No No
Self-cleaning nozzle No No
Nozzle retracts when stowed ? Yes Nozzle slips back into the bottle after use. Yes
Performance
Pressure ? Not published Not published
Flow rate ? Not published Not published
Spray time per fill ? Not published Not published
Water per 10 s of jet ? Not published Not published
Spray distance ? Not published 396 cm Measured by Treeline Review at 13 ft. Their measurement, not ours.
Water
Water capacity ? 400 ml 400 ml
Water level visible ? Not published Not published
Can be carried full ? No A soft bottle with an open spout generally leaks if carried full. No A soft bottle with an open spout generally leaks if carried full.
Warm water safe Not published Not published
Power
Power source None needed None needed
Works with no charge ? Yes No cell of any kind. Yes No cell of any kind.
Carry and storage
Weight (empty) 60 g Brondell publishes 2.12 oz. Five other sources give five different weights. 79 g 2.8 oz, agreed by REI and two independent reviewers.
Packed size 185 × Ø68 (254 assembled) 216 × Ø64 (362 extended)
Packed diameter 68 mm 64 mm
Collapses No Rigid bottle. No The nozzle telescopes; the bottle does not collapse.
Packed volume ? 672 cm³ Bounding cylinder, 185 x O68. Rigid bottle, nozzle stows inside. 695 cm³ Bounding cylinder, 216 x O64. Rigid bottle, nozzle telescopes in.
Holds water while packed ? Not published Not published
Fits a bottle cage or cup holder ? Yes 68 mm. Yes 64 mm.
Carry case included Yes Storage bag. No
Strap or clip ? No No
Usable without putting it down ? Yes You hold the bottle throughout. Yes You hold the bottle throughout.
Build and certification
Material Not published EVA plastic
BPA-free stated Not published Not published
Spare parts sold ? No No
Takes apart without tools ? Yes Nozzle unscrews from the bottle by hand. Yes Nozzle unscrews from the bottle by hand.
Water path can be flushed or opened ? Yes Yes
Buying
Warranty 12 months Not published
Made in ? China China REI states only 'Imported', which is not a country.

Environmental score

Brondell GoSpa GS-70

71/100

partial confidence

Happy Bottom Portable Bidet

71/100

partial confidence

Brondell GoSpa GS-70

  • Cheapest product in this database
  • Nozzle stows inside the bottle
  • US-based support, one-year warranty
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Happy Bottom Portable Bidet

  • Telescoping nozzle extends reach to 362 mm
  • The only weight figure here that three independent sources agree on
  • Stocked by REI, so returnable in person
Full specs