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Brondell GoSpa GS-70 vs Holey Hiker Bidet

These two are not really alternatives. The Brondell GoSpa GS-70 is a squeeze bottle and the Holey Hiker Bidet a bottle-cap nozzle, and they are 2 size classes apart — they answer different questions. The table is here if you want it, but these two are not really alternatives. The table compares only what each manufacturer actually publishes. Blank cells are unpublished figures, not zeroes.

One of these two publishes very little. Most rows below will be blank on one side, which tells you about the manufacturer rather than about the product.

Brondell GoSpa GS-70 Squeeze bottle Holey Hiker Bidet Bottle-cap nozzle
Type and mechanism
Pressure technology ? Hand squeeze Hand squeeze
Water source Dedicated bottle Any standard bottle
Delivery architecture ? Nozzle is part of the body Not published
Handling
What you hold ? Whole bottle Your own bottle
Water flow Repeated squeeze Repeated squeeze
Pressure through the session ? Depends on hand strength Depends on hand strength
One-handed use Yes Yes
Hands-free use ? No, must be held Deduced from the mechanism, not checked on a unit. No, must be held Deduced from the mechanism, not checked on a unit.
Jet control
Reach mechanism ? Hinged / angled nozzle Angled spray head. None (nozzle is the body)
Hose length No No
Hose stows inside ? No No
Jet direction Mostly upward Mostly upward
Jet shape Fixed single pattern Fixed multi-hole
Spray pattern adjustable No No
Nozzle holes Not published 4
Spray modes No No
Self-cleaning nozzle No No
Nozzle retracts when stowed ? Yes Nozzle slips back into the bottle after use. No
Performance
Pressure ? Not published Not published
Flow rate ? Not published n/a
Spray time per fill ? Not published n/a
Water per 10 s of jet ? Not published n/a
Spray distance ? Not published 457 cm Measured by Treeline Review at 15 ft. Their measurement, not ours.
Water
Water capacity ? 400 ml n/a
Water level visible ? Not published n/a
Can be carried full ? No A soft bottle with an open spout generally leaks if carried full. n/a
Fits bottle thread ? n/a 28 mm Smartwater-type bottles specifically, per Treeline.
Warm water safe Not published Not published
Power
Power source None needed None needed
Works with no charge ? Yes No cell of any kind. Yes No cell of any kind.
Carry and storage
Weight (empty) 60 g Brondell publishes 2.12 oz. Five other sources give five different weights. 4 g
Packed size 185 × Ø68 (254 assembled) 25 × Ø19
Packed diameter 68 mm 19 mm
Collapses No Rigid bottle. No
Packed volume ? 672 cm³ Bounding cylinder, 185 x O68. Rigid bottle, nozzle stows inside. Not published
Holds water while packed ? Not published Not published
Fits a bottle cage or cup holder ? Yes 68 mm. n/a
Carry case included Yes Storage bag. No
Strap or clip ? No No
Usable without putting it down ? Yes You hold the bottle throughout. Yes You hold the bottle throughout.
Build and certification
Material Not published Injection-moulded plastic
BPA-free stated Not published Not published
Spare parts sold ? No No
Takes apart without tools ? Yes Nozzle unscrews from the bottle by hand. Yes A single moulded part; nothing to open, nothing to seize.
Water path can be flushed or opened ? Yes Yes Rinses through.
Buying
Warranty 12 months Not published
Made in ? China United States 'Made in Connecticut', stated by the maker.

Environmental score

Brondell GoSpa GS-70

71/100

partial confidence

Holey Hiker Bidet

93/100

full confidence

Brondell GoSpa GS-70

  • Cheapest product in this database
  • Nozzle stows inside the bottle
  • US-based support, one-year warranty
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Holey Hiker Bidet

  • 4 g — the lightest product here by a factor of three
  • Made in the United States, one of two here not made in China
  • Costs less than lunch
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