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Holey Hiker · Bottle-cap nozzle

Holey Hiker Bidet

The Holey Hiker Bidet is a Bottle-cap nozzle portable bidet, weighing 4 g empty, at 13.75 USD. Its maker publishes 8 of the 40 specifications that apply to it; this database answers 33 of them, the rest from our own research. 1 of its published figure is contradicted by another source.

Maker publishes 20% 83% answered here Last verified Aug 21, 2026 8 deduced, unverified 1 conflicting figure Checked Aug 21, 2026 Awaiting hands-on test

Sources disagree on this product

We keep every published figure rather than pick one. Resolving these needs a physical unit.

  • carry → weightG: 4 vs 7 — The maker says 4 g and Treeline's measurement agrees. UltimateGearLists and Greenbelly both say 0.24 oz (7 g).

What this product is good at

The spec sheet below says how it is built. This says what that adds up to, on the axes buyers actually weigh. Each bar shows a score and how much of it rests on published figures — a hatched bar means too little is published to say, which is not the same as a low score.

  • EffectivenessDoes it actually do the job? 19/100
    2/3 scored
    +3 described, not scored
  • Ease of useIs it pleasant to actually use? 50/100
    2/2 scored
    +6 described, not scored
  • EnduranceWill it last through the job, and the trip? too little to score
    1/1 scored
  • PortabilityIs it a burden to carry? 29/100
    5/7 scored
  • Durability and repairWill it survive, and can it be fixed? 40/100
    4/5 scored
    +1 described, not scored
  • Cost of ownershipWhat does it cost, over its life? too little to score
    1/1 scored

Full specifications

Holey Hiker Bidet Bottle-cap nozzle
Type and mechanism
Pressure technology ? Hand squeeze
Water source Any standard bottle
Delivery architecture ? Not published
Handling
What you hold ? Your own bottle
Water flow Repeated squeeze
Pressure through the session ? Depends on hand strength
One-handed use Yes
Hands-free use ? No, must be held Deduced from the mechanism, not checked on a unit.
Jet control
Reach mechanism ? None (nozzle is the body)
Hose length No
Hose stows inside ? No
Jet direction Mostly upward
Jet shape Fixed multi-hole
Spray pattern adjustable No
Nozzle holes 4
Spray modes No
Self-cleaning nozzle No
Nozzle retracts when stowed ? No
Performance
Pressure ? Not published
Spray distance ? 457 cm Measured by Treeline Review at 15 ft. Their measurement, not ours.
Water
Fits bottle thread ? 28 mm Smartwater-type bottles specifically, per Treeline.
Warm water safe Not published
Power
Power source None needed
Works with no charge ? Yes No cell of any kind.
Carry and storage
Weight (empty) 4 g
Packed size 25 × Ø19
Packed diameter 19 mm
Collapses No
Packed volume ? Not published
Holds water while packed ? Not published
Carry case included No
Strap or clip ? No
Usable without putting it down ? Yes You hold the bottle throughout.
Build and certification
Material Injection-moulded plastic
BPA-free stated Not published
Spare parts sold ? No
Takes apart without tools ? Yes A single moulded part; nothing to open, nothing to seize.
Water path can be flushed or opened ? Yes Rinses through.
Buying
Warranty Not published
Made in ? United States 'Made in Connecticut', stated by the maker.

Environmental score: 93/100

Scored out of a fixed 100 using the formula on the methodology page. 2 of 2 components have a published figure — a component the maker does not publish earns nothing rather than being skipped.

  • No cell to discard 40/40
  • Water per session 30/35
  • Spray time per fill not published

Strengths

  • 4 g — the lightest product here by a factor of three
  • Made in the United States, one of two here not made in China
  • Costs less than lunch

Limitations

  • Fits Smartwater-type bottles specifically, not every 28 mm neck
  • No tank, no pressure control, nothing but a nozzle
  • Two independent reviewers publish 7 g against the maker's 4 g

Where to buy

Sources

  1. https://www.holeyhiker.com/ — manufacturer site, checked Aug 21, 2026
  2. https://www.treelinereview.com/gearreviews/best-backcountry-bidets — review, checked Aug 21, 2026

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