Happy Bottom Portable Bidet vs Holey Hiker Bidet

These two are not really alternatives. The Happy Bottom Portable Bidet is a squeeze bottle and the Holey Hiker Bidet a bottle-cap nozzle, and they are 2 size classes apart — they answer different questions. The table is here if you want it, but these two are not really alternatives. The table compares only what each manufacturer actually publishes. Blank cells are unpublished figures, not zeroes.

One of these two publishes very little. Most rows below will be blank on one side, which tells you about the manufacturer rather than about the product.

	Happy Bottom Portable Bidet Squeeze bottle	Holey Hiker Bidet Bottle-cap nozzle
Type and mechanism
Pressure technology ?	Hand squeeze	Hand squeeze
Water source	Dedicated bottle	Any standard bottle
Delivery architecture ?	Nozzle is part of the body	Not published
Handling
What you hold ?	Whole bottle	Your own bottle
Water flow	Repeated squeeze	Repeated squeeze
Pressure through the session ?	Depends on hand strength	Depends on hand strength
One-handed use	Yes	Yes
Hands-free use ?	No, must be held Deduced from the mechanism, not checked on a unit.	No, must be held Deduced from the mechanism, not checked on a unit.
Jet control
Reach mechanism ?	Telescoping nozzle Extra-long angled nozzle that telescopes.	None (nozzle is the body)
Hose length	No	No
Hose stows inside ?	No	No
Jet direction	Mostly upward	Mostly upward
Jet shape	Fixed multi-hole Shower-head style spray.	Fixed multi-hole
Spray pattern adjustable	No	No
Nozzle holes	Not published	4
Spray modes	No	No
Self-cleaning nozzle	No	No
Nozzle retracts when stowed ?	Yes	No
Performance
Pressure ?	Not published	Not published
Flow rate ?	Not published	— n/a
Spray time per fill ?	Not published	— n/a
Water per 10 s of jet ?	Not published	— n/a
Spray distance ?	396 cm Measured by Treeline Review at 13 ft. Their measurement, not ours.	457 cm Measured by Treeline Review at 15 ft. Their measurement, not ours.
Water
Water capacity ?	400 ml	— n/a
Water level visible ?	Not published	— n/a
Can be carried full ?	No A soft bottle with an open spout generally leaks if carried full.	— n/a
Fits bottle thread ?	— n/a	28 mm Smartwater-type bottles specifically, per Treeline.
Warm water safe	Not published	Not published
Power
Power source	None needed	None needed
Works with no charge ?	Yes No cell of any kind.	Yes No cell of any kind.
Carry and storage
Weight (empty)	79 g 2.8 oz, agreed by REI and two independent reviewers.	4 g
Packed size	216 × Ø64 (362 extended)	25 × Ø19
Packed diameter	64 mm	19 mm
Collapses	No The nozzle telescopes; the bottle does not collapse.	No
Packed volume ?	695 cm³ Bounding cylinder, 216 x O64. Rigid bottle, nozzle telescopes in.	Not published
Holds water while packed ?	Not published	Not published
Fits a bottle cage or cup holder ?	Yes 64 mm.	— n/a
Carry case included	No	No
Strap or clip ?	No	No
Usable without putting it down ?	Yes You hold the bottle throughout.	Yes You hold the bottle throughout.
Build and certification
Material	EVA plastic	Injection-moulded plastic
BPA-free stated	Not published	Not published
Spare parts sold ?	No	No
Takes apart without tools ?	Yes Nozzle unscrews from the bottle by hand.	Yes A single moulded part; nothing to open, nothing to seize.
Water path can be flushed or opened ?	Yes	Yes Rinses through.
Buying
Warranty	Not published	Not published
Made in ?	China REI states only 'Imported', which is not a country.	United States 'Made in Connecticut', stated by the maker.

Environmental score

Happy Bottom Portable Bidet

71/100

partial confidence

Holey Hiker Bidet

93/100

full confidence

Happy Bottom Portable Bidet

Telescoping nozzle extends reach to 362 mm
The only weight figure here that three independent sources agree on
Stocked by REI, so returnable in person

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Holey Hiker Bidet

4 g — the lightest product here by a factor of three
Made in the United States, one of two here not made in China
Costs less than lunch

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